Hey

I've not been around much lately (sorry guys). England went out the world cup so you must be happy about that. Another 2 years and we can all go through it again.

So, what's happening? Have I missed much? Not that I would know what or who you were talking about but its nice to ask, right?

Adam Rooney going to play in the Vanarama league to play for Salford, that's a bit of an eye opener. What do you guys think that says about Scottish football, presently?

I lost my dog last night, that was traumatic. After an hour I'm pleased to say I got her back. I couldn't be without her, shes my best buddy and loyal companion. I blame myself for that.

Thousands of protesters who believe in a world without borders were protesting against Donald Trump for crossing their border. What did you guys make of that?

The Brexit team is falling apart and it looks like we are leaving the EU but staying under the EU. What do you guys make of that?

Great catching up around here, I hope you guys are keeping well. I'll be coming to Scotland in September, I thought you could all come out and have a pint, you should use this opportunity to meet me.

Thanks
Saffy

 

Tina likes to put pinecones in her bum. Pass it on.

 

I'm no passing on a pine cone that's been up Tinas bum.

 

Keeping it for yourself eh, ya dirty old man

 

I like pine cones.

 

I like you. And Tina.

 

I like steak. And Tina.

 

I hate Tina. She’s an arsehole.

 

Eye donut leak anal off ewe

 

Ehhh.......

 

**** this **** you ****ing SCUM BASTARDS

Get on the all new shiny WEEKEND FRED ya ****s.

 

Hi Stuart

 

I like Stuart. And steak.

 

Erm, hello.

 

Anyway, I hate ****s who use the word 'hey', especially on emails. So, there's that.

 

Hey Tina

 

Too far Big Rapey, too far...

 

Yup yup yup.

 

Apparently Sheffield Utd are willing to pay £5m for Martyn Waghorn, a one dimensional carthorse who could not hit a coo's arse with a banjo, what do you think that says about English football?