It was on the Eng v Croatia thread I think shortly after the game had finished. Started by me saying nasty things about his boyfriend ***** Harry.
I saw that. @Spurlock was given the nod to medivac HIAG out of there as he’d been blown into a thousand pieces. Nigga left him for the Vultures to pick over though. It was a lost cause.
I wasn't expecting the reaction I got but you can vouch for me, I remained calm at all times. Professional is the word I'd use to describe myself on this occasion.
99% of the time he just posts cringeworthy crap like this, but some of the meltdowns are worth sticking around for. He’s even threatened to get the old bill involved a few times. I kid you not.
I do understand why it is that it's me that you feel you have to compete with in the wummery stakes. Trust me, Tel.
It is, you might even get to enjoy seeing players like Kane, Alderwiereld, Erikson and Alli lifting trophies for other clubs over the next few seasons
First time was when one of his ****** threads came back to bite him on the arse. I took the piss out of him so much that he started crying about being cyber bullied and harassed, complaining that it was a criminal offence and the authorities should be informed. Other times have been when he's been on the end of a pasting after a self inflicted **** up and he's threatened legal action against people. I once took his avatar and changed my name to HIAG for a laugh and that ended up with him threatening me with court proceedings for stealing his identity. There have been plenty of other times, and not just against me either, basically anybody who pushes him over the edge gets threatened with a visit from the Old Bill. And the dozy **** even claims to be a Lawyer. When that was called out, he threatened people with slander and libel
Don't get suckered in by Pixie's lies. I've roasted him more times than Kenco has roasted coffee beans, Deano. He's tried just about everything to get back at me, but it's pretty desperate stuff. He keeps ****ing up. Just look at some of the quotes in my siggy. Pixie is comedy gold! You'll learn to appreciate that, if you stay around long enough.
I went to one of HIAG's gigs and I saw him sniffing his fingers in the car park afterwards. Not sure where they'd been but I felt like it was fitting of the evening in a weird way.
the only thing you have ever damaged, apart from your credibility when it comes to knowledge of footie, is Gregg's profitability when they misguidedly ran a 2 for the price of one offer in Dorset ...
