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Hardest Sport

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jul 17, 2018.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    We've just seen a load of over-paid twats kick a pig skin around in the World Cup and some people on here are getting frothy at the clopper over the latest Golf tournament but what sport do you think is the hardest? Either in pure skills (or skillz if you are down wid de yoot dem) or sheer physicality?

    I'd have to give a shout out to Water Polo which can certainly take its toll physically, especially on the horses who don't appear to like it at all.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    International rules. A mixture of GAA and Aussia rules.

     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    They look a bit gay with all that pushing and falling over. Is there actually a point to the sport other than trying to get your finger up some other bloke's pooper?
     
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    Bull fighting m7 (for the bulls anyway)

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  5. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    That one where you fall off high mountains, die of frostbite, get covered in snow or some other c**t cuts the rope!
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Bools a game of strategy and skill that only wee fat, baldy cùnts can master.

    Dev's great at it.
     
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    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Spot on; ma Dad played for a local club. He would leave for the match on a Thursday teatime and roll home on f****n' Sunday, always f****n' knackered!
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye ma Da was the same. My maw used to send me to the pub about 6pm on the Saturday to tell him his tea was oot.

    Don't think she was talking about grub though.
     
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  9. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    His other great disappearing trick was when the Akvavit boat from Denmark arrived at Leith Docks! Never saw the auld chancer for days!
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Played Water polo once, it was hard as ****.

    Have to agree with Ciaran though, that mixed rules game with the Irish and the Aussies is ****ing brutal.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Squash is pretty tough.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Add more water then.
     
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    MMA. Two muscle-bound, sweaty men rolling about and thrusting each other up against a cage wall.

    Trev's a big fan.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *fan-dan
     
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  15. Tdot

    Tdot Well-Known Member

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    I don’t think there is a single definite answer but I suggest you guys consider ice hockey. Not only do you have to hone a set of skills and range of motions particularly to your sport, you have to do that while on ice. Standing on thin metal blades.

    I’ll also say that aside from flying, it’s the most magicL feeling. Skating fast. The way you can turn, twist all at top speed.

    Edit- yes, I do know how to fly
     
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    Sex with Patience.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Shut up ya girly girl.
     
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    Tdot Well-Known Member

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    Control your fantasies man.
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fantasies, moi?

    You're the cùnt banging on about Ice hockey when we all know it's figure skating you do ya jobby jabber.
     
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  20. Tdot

    Tdot Well-Known Member

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    Male figure skaters (that’s why it’s a fantasy. You wish you can touch me. Always on your mind) even the gay ones are far more manly than cricket or snooker or darts players you silly Brit. You’re as misinformed as your everyday, run of the mill American. Lol
     
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