After the inane drivel of The World Cup and Wimbledon it's on to the real business of proper sport in a couple of days time. I'm dead excited, me!! I love Golf and at last we will see some proper sportsmanship after watching the cheating dago South Americans in Russia and the tantrums of the emaciated Holocaust extra Donkeyvic at Wimbers. This is what true sport is all about. I'm hoping Fowler will win this time around. I like him, a proper gentleman, much like myself. All is well again in the world.
Except the Tartan ****ter to appear soon dismissing golf as a non-sport whilst he and his imaginary slitty eyed Jap's Eye missus drool over their homemade mayonnaise for ****'s sake!!
Golf is a ridiculous game designed specifically to extract the maximum amount of cash out of the morons that play it. So there.
So, Ricky Fowler or Tommy Fleetwood to win this one. Sergio Garcia and your guy Russell Knox in the places, or maybe even to win.
Exactly this. The people who watch golf are the same ****s who think mortgages and house prices is an interesting topic for conversation. ER, basically.
You know what PING stands for? Pricks In Naff Gear. Despite many friends and family liking this pointless "sport" I've never seen the appeal. I've previously mentioned my brief dalliance on the pitch and putt whereby I gave not a single f.uck about how to address the ball, keep the arms straight blah blah blah, and then proceeded to trounce the so-called experts much to their chagrin. Practically every golfer I know is a pretentious w.anker who just wants to show off and/or "network" with fellow enthusiasts who are also part of the old boy network and funny handshake brigade. Black cab drivers like golf. Says it all.
