Maybe he dissed Steve Austin about the shoes as a way to cover this up? I think the singer Tom Robinson was also gay.
Action Man was shorter than my Sister's Cindy toys. Imagine the shame of being a chiseled hunk of a soldier with gripping hands and a scar but being shorter than a girl's doll and the added humiliation that you had no genitals either. Can I take this opportunity to say that I did not draw a fanny on Cindy, this was a vicious rumour spread by one of my Sister's friends.
But I may have drawn pink nipples on her. Don't judge, we didn't have the internet then and all the big boys got hold of the jazz mags left under bushes in the park.
Them were the days. The unspoken rule that porn mags were shared around by leaving them in bushes. It was an odd kind of lending library but it worked.
Funny innit. You start off a **** thread about an utter **** programme (in retrospect naturally) and every Tom, Dick and Budgie The Baldospastic under the sun weighs in with their own ****ty programmes from their youth after slagging my good self off. Marvellous. And less fat too!! In you all pop. End of thread.
Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny, Foghorn Leghorn etc. Those were the only programmes worth watching when you were a kid. Anything else was ****e. ****s who watched the likes of Byker Grove and Press Gang deserved every kicking they got.
She's built like a brick ****house and ER's built like a length of diarrhoea. I don't think she'd need your help to be honest.
