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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> you canny cook ya ****in cock end
     
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    Toley Fart, Jul 17, 2018
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How dare you! <grr>

    Am a very good cook. No as good as fuddy, but.
     
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  3. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Only thing a good meal needs is a good bottle of wine.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hullo, doll :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Jul 17, 2018
  5. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I'm young, successful, rich and goodlooking. You're middle aged and missing a digit. Back in your lane. Keep pushing for Tina.
     
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    If in doubt, Jul 17, 2018
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  6. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    Desperately trying to save face after admitting he does all the cooking (and probably hoovering too).
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Jul 17, 2018
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    And a 30p pickle <cheers>
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    My imaginary father in law salts everything to death.

    Spat out a steak i made because it WASN'T burnt.

    Blowtorched the ****er and he still covered it in salt.

    I hate the ****.
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jul 17, 2018
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well that's me telt. Worth a try.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 17, 2018
  10. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Gambol taking a real hiding here.

    Keep it up <applause>
     
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    Tina., Jul 17, 2018
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I went to the Bombay Cottage in Hamilton on Sunday for lunch. The food in there is excellent .

    However...

    Instead of rice I ordered a garlic nan. It was salty as ****. All i could taste was salt every time I ate a bit of succulent lamb with it.

    Sent it back toot sweet and kicked the Paki chefs balls.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 17, 2018
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  12. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    I would have thought that the girl in the wheelchair would have been ideal for Gambol.
     
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    Moses, Jul 17, 2018
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    It normally ends up in a huge argument if I do cooking at hers. Also if I don't hoover up on a Saturday morning while she's out at the gym. Or do the dishes. Or make the bed. Or take the rubbish out. She's a bit of a **** now that I come to think about it.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 17, 2018
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  14. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    These Fred haze went Gaye as folk .
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Jul 17, 2018
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    On the bright side the huge salt intake will kill him <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 17, 2018
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sounds like a right manky cow tbh
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 17, 2018
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  17. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Aye, at the 'gym'.
     
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  18. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Jim.
     
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    Tina., Jul 17, 2018
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  19. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Hi xxxx
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I went there a few years back with an Indian burd I was seeing at the time. I was very nervous about eating my food in case the staff had taken offense I was pumpin one of theirs <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 17, 2018
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