A succinct appraisal of Ashley’s transfer strategy to date

The fat twat is looking after Saints fans I see.
Whilst ramming his greedy fat fist up our arses with no lube.

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He charges a fiver for click and collect the fat greedy ****. Fiver to have them delivered to his store

 

The one from last season is listed at £45 reduced from £64.99. I assume this high starting price is to fleece the 'early adopters' and the price will come down after a while so maybe people could wait before buying. Is there a 'free' letters and number offer as the club site has ones with player names on the back for £64.99? It's too much though, I agree.

 

Not paying 65 quid. He can **** off.

 

Trev can get you one for half that.

 

That’s a disgrace. I am not worried about cheating Mike out of a few quid but putting the livelihoods of those fine Newcastle seamstresses at risk just isn’t on.
Its another sign of the decrease of the interest in the club on the global market that they no longer have Newcastle shirts at £2.50 a pop on the local street market here. However the guy has indicated he is in the process of knocking up several thousand Ronaldo Juventus shirts and he could probably do a passable Kenedy NUFC one with the leftover material.

 

I could probably get you half a shirt for half price.

 

I won't be buying a shirt.

I do think the away one is tempting though.

£65? Better offer putting it toward match day drinks. If you drink in the right places that's nearly a pint at each home match over the course of a season

 

Rafferty’s is £2.50 a pint.

 

There you go then, 7 games of the following season too. Or more likely an extra pint at 7 games this season.

 

You get discount from your Dad, I see.

 

Which is ironic as I get no change from his Mam...

 

You get no change from anyone in a skirt, including Scotsmen.