Transfer Rumours Gareth Bale

[Hoddle is a god]

I don't think any of us believe he's going to be here next season mate. He would have been here by now if he wanted to play for us and we wanted him here.

So why has @Matth_2014 been rimming Bale so hard?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

So why has @Matth_2014 been rimming Bale so hard?

Maybe because he's a United fan and Bale just trounced our bitter rivals.

Would you not do the same if Ronnie had wrecked Arsenal's dream?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Maybe because he's a United fan and Bale just trounced our bitter rivals.

Would you not do the same if Ronnie had wrecked Arsenal's dream?

No, Tel. I have dignity, mate.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

No, Tel. I have dignity, mate.

You have as much dignity as a Loris Karius that has just celebrated making a save by tripping up into a fresh dog **** and has consequently pissed himself and been dumped by his blind 25 stone girlfriend.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You have as much dignity as a Loris Karius that has just celebrated making a save by tripping up into a fresh dog **** and has consequently pissed himself and been dumped by his blind 25 stone girlfriend.

No, I definitely have more dignity than that, Tel.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

No, I definitely have more dignity than that, Tel.

Only just.

 

[Matth_2014]

So why has @Matth_2014 been rimming Bale so hard?

I’ve not been rimming Bale, Unlike you with Spurs.

 

[Matth_2014]

No, Tel. I have dignity, mate.

Nonsense, You would.

 

[Matth_2014]

Paul Scholes would love to see Gareth Bale in a Manchester United shirt next season but feels a potential transfer is unrealistic.
(Sky Sports)

@Matth_2014 will be devastated by this news.

I hope he doesn’t post another flounce thread.

That’s Scholes opinion, You do know anything can happen in the transfer window.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

That’s Scholes opinion, You do know anything can happen in the transfer window.

Scholes has forgotten more about United than you will ever know, Matth.

That’s not a wum, that’s a fact.

 

[PINKIE]

HIAG going toe-to-toe with Matth and getting repeatedly burned

 

[Hoddle is a god]

HIAG going toe-to-toe with Matth and getting repeatedly burned

So desperately needy have you become, Pix, that you would love for that to be true.

 

[PINKIE]

So desperately needy have you become, Pix, that you would love for that to be true.

Unlike you mate, I don’t need to believe in fairy tales. The proof is here for everybody to see.

 

[Dier Hard]

Probably safe to say "Bale joining..." can be put to bed now that Zidane has chosen to leave. Can't see their new manager not favouring him too.

 

[SpursDisciple]

^^^^that's because he was a **** manager mate

Top of the page fail!

 

[PINKIE]

Probably safe to say "Bale joining..." can be put to bed now that Zidane has chosen to leave. Can't see their new manager not favouring him too.

This

 

[Matth_2014]

Manchester Evening news saying United are in advance talks to sign Gareth Bale.

 

[luvgonzo]

Manchester Evening news saying United are in advance talks to sign Gareth Bale.

My nan says it's bollox.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Manchester Evening news saying United are in advance talks to sign Gareth Bale.

Is he gay too?

 

[DerekTheMole]

Manchester Evening news saying United are in advance talks to sign Gareth Bale.

Now Ronaldo's gone you'd think he'd get more game time at Real and be the main man. Bale's brilliant but I worry he'll be stifled under Mourinho.