Och well nevermind

Is that all? That's what Toby pays in rent every year for his cupboard under the stairs.

 

Aye but he's not still paying a heavy price for 2 divorces.

 

ST is that not Harry Potter?

 

Well, they're both geeky, speccy ****s but I think Toby is quite tall.

 

I was actually quite surprised at how small everyone was in Harry Potter. They made Robbie Coltrane look like a giant in comparison.

 

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Could be worse. At least he doesn't live in the gayest City on the planet. Trumped up junkie snobs like you are the reason Scotchland is such a **** of a place.

We all know Glasgow is the real capital.

 

Smelly capital by all accounts.

 

Keep taking the tablets my friend.

Have to say if you researched this I am very impressed. Take a bow Moses. Or should that be David? Oh **** it I'm not up on my bible!!

 

Glasgow leads the way in drug use, AIDS, low life expectancy and social deprivation.

 

Only where the durty Papes are m7

 

Hasn't got Whipmawhopmagate in York. Means sex by some people's standards.

 

Tarquin tantrum folks!!

 

ER leads the way in soup slurping, boring ****s to death and *****philia

 

Did your boyfriend move back?


#Burn

 

Aye, he moved in with yer dad.

 

Tarquin terrorised.

 

Piss poor retort from the Ayrshire mutant as per the script.

 

Ed Miliband hooked by Keano by all accounts

https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/soccer/just-awful-english-politician-ed-12905028

Nige spewing.

 

Keane's always been a bitter bog trotting tato loving left footed **** since the priest lost his erection while inserting his papal penis in young Roys anus.