Football is not "Coming home" and probably never will

We didny invent the telly.

 

If Dangleberry the Nigel goalie continues to be as inspired as he was against the Swedes anything is possible.

 

Didn't you invent the inner tube or was that another of the millions of Terry inventions my Bredren keep telling me they did before Whitey stole their ideas?

 

No, I didn't invent the inner tube.

 

Dev was last seen hanging about with a gaggle of darkies shouting about white privilege.

 

Oh I see. Must have been some other 9 fingered, kilt wearing, pensioner banging job dodger. My mistake.

 

ooooooft Gambol is getting it tight again today

 

I can't lose tonight.

The Queen's Finest may well win and football will definitely be coming home, always find it rather sad that Scotchies are more obsessed with England losing than Scotchland ever doing anything of any note whatsoever, ever Talk about an inferiority complex.

However my favourite footballing nation is Croatia so I just cannot lose tonight, unlike Scotchland who manage this on an obligatory and compulsory basis.

My god it's great to be me. I wouldn't have me any other way.

Come on England and Croatia!!

Scotchies go.........................erm.......... well stay at home, as usual.

**** me, even if Scotchland hosted the World Cup they would still manage to find a way to fail to qualify.

 

Not really - we know we'll lose because it's what we do. Nice to be in a semi final again though - God knows it's taken long enough!

 

My calculation came out around that figure, must have posted it on here.

 

I dunno Dan. England have a great chance tonight. They must be delighted that Scotchland failed to qualify this time round though, a really difficult obstacle avoided this time around!

Come on England and Croatia. Whoever goes through I hope they stuff the smelly froggy bastards!!

 

I am not a job dodger

 

Shut yer geggy, lego heid

 

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Gamby's getting angry.....................Gamby's getting angry!!

 

TALLY HO AS ONE WOULD SAY

 

It's coming home!!

This green and pleasant land will be even greener come Sunday night. That should please the pretendy Oirish Smelltic fans on here as well.

 

They're coming home.

 

^^^^ classic Dev