Apparently Charles Darwin's daughter used to go into the woods near her home early each morning and smash any Stinkhorns with a cudgel so that any young ladies that walked in the woods later in the day would not be offended by there phallic appearance. Surely any "young ladies" who recognised they were phallic in appearance must have seen the real thing so could hardly be innocent!
Never let your man leave the house hungry or horny, because somewhere out there is a slag with butties.
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Hoping the Thai divers can get all these kids and their coach out of the cave safely, two out now apparently as they've started the operation to retrieve them, pretty epic stuff right there
****ing trying to peddle his wares in this catastrophe and getting good traction. Pretending to be helping (in my books, trying to be helpful you wouldn't be advertising your tech)
yeah... the bastard has flown his stupid capsule thats massively heavy and un-carryable to thailand, been let into the cave complex down as far as cave 3 and dropped off his white elephant. don't worry though guys "with some mods" this thing could be use din space... cos its made of rocket parts don't you know. The guy is so desperate for attention and to get his face seen he turns up as the divers are bringing out child 9, 10 and 11 children who have swam, dived and crawled through 4 kms of mud rock, **** and flowing water, had to be hauled over a full climb 3 times in that cave... while he's tweeting about how great he is.... the Thais are just too nice. they politely thanked him for his efforts and got back to work. "Just returned from Cave 3. Mini-sub is ready if needed. It is made of rocket parts & named Wild Boar after kids’ soccer team. Leaving here in case it may be useful in the future. Thailand is so beautiful." Elon MuskVerified account@elonmusk Jul 7 More Got more great feedback from Thailand. Primary path is basically a tiny, kid-size submarine using the liquid oxygen transfer tube of Falcon rocket as hull. Light enough to be carried by 2 divers, small enough to get through narrow gaps. Extremely robust. 1,678 replies .13,414 retweets77,101 likes Reply 1.7K Retweet 13K Like 77K Show this thread please log in to view this image Elon MuskVerified account@elonmusk Jul 7 More Some good feedback from cave experts in Thailand. Iterating with them on an escape pod design that might be safe enough to try. Also building an inflatable tube with airlocks. Less likely to work, given tricky contours, but great if it does. .... I'd suggest that offering help is nice but you should do that not rabbit on... oh and maybe focus on fixing that car plant before the money run out and you go bankrupt... just a thought. Honestly... self serving twatheads really get my goat... but the lack of any real understanding of the challenges faces is clear for all to see here. I'd like to see them test his white elephant is a flowing current and come back and say how easy it is to move around
they are all out. Power of good pumps, real experts and ****ing hard arses. Well done those divers from aorund the world and thailand itself.
"Some incredible footage released by SpaceX and Tesla boss Elon Musk from inside the cave overnight. But despite his offer of a hi-tech submarine to help, the rescue chief said it would be of little use today. "Although his technology is good and sophisticated it’s not practical for this mission,” said Narongsak Osatanakorn, head of the command centre overseeing the rescue." from sky feed. basically wasting peoples time to be heard.
i'm ****ing astonished that our media are even giving him the time of day but to make things more exciting and to release as much material as possible they are running with it.
yeah this is it. after the first day the media sort of lost interest after a frenzy they expected all 12 out in sequence but as the thai's took their time they have lost interest. Musk turns up day 3...