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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by samiola, Feb 3, 2011.

  1. MrWright!

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    Not a single crime in my street, Beat that.
     
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  2. samiola

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    Never even spoke to a scot so unlikely!
     
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  3. Fabulous Fabio

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    Well Gary and Phil are a pair of ****s so it can't be either of those 2 and Neville Neville is just too daft for words

    I'm on about the notorious Neville Bartos, be afraid be very afraid
     
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  4. samiola

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    Is he the Scottish Kaiser Soze?
     
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  5. EDGE

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    Racist!
     
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  6. samiola

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    How many Eskimos you spoke to?
     
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  7. MrWright!

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    They just put the marker in the middle of the street not on each house
    otherwise it would just be, bloke at this house is a rapist, people at this house are drug dealers etc...
     
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  8. monacoger

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    4, Eskimos are nice people.
     
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    43
     
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  10. monacoger

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    Maybe we have some mutual Eskimo friends Edge!
     
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    And do you know who lives in this particular house??
     
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  12. EDGE

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    Probably monaco, do you know Big Y'ruip from Alloa, drinks in the Parrots Beak on Station Road?
     
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  13. monacoger

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    Do I know him? I was his best man, I've never seen a man that can eat as many seal steaks as that crazy big ****er.
     
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  14. EDGE

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    Tims?
     
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  15. Null

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    drumroll...
     
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  17. samiola

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    Did you rub noses with all of them?
     
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  18. VenomPD

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  19. EDGE

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    Dont be so sterotypical you english morris dancing ****
     
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  20. samiola

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    OK i will try...
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