kind of glad Croatia won that, I would have feared for the safety of Brits out there if we knocked Russia out in the semi's.
Some Swedish and Russian chicks looking for sympathy ****s tonight. That £700 @Skylarker 's mate paid for a hotel room suddenly not looking so bad.
I’m sure some lagered up England fan, who’s been on it since lunchtime is exactly what they’re dreaming of tbf.
You never been with a bird who likes to have coke snorted off her arse cheeks my friend ? Guess that doesn't happen in the world of conveyancing ...
'Come back to my 4 berth in the car park, and I'll sort out your Will for you.' This is why HIAG has never had a girl suck his balls.