Match Day Thread England World Cup Matches

...or I have shrunk

 

No tips on working on a shop as such, but when dealing with customers in general I can recommend pointing out "football's coming home mate, what you worried about?"

Customer service, England style

 

I'm surprised your missus let you bring that gnome home

 

It's taller than Cedric. I wonder what it's like at crosses?

 

Lol she bought it!!!

 

Yeah it's not exactly rocket science

Excitement building. My lad just broke into "we're on our way" on the bus

 

I just asked my son if he was feeling confident. Said he was...

...so I put him right. Still think we'll win, but this is England; confidence has no place here. Hope, on the other hand...

 

...kills you

 

What a save, Gordon Banks

 

Best thing ever to come out of Stoke.

Since Josiah Wedgewood anyway.

 

Just had a Polish geezer come up to me, shake my hand and wish us luck, he even said it's coming home. That was nice.



Everyone seems to know the score...

 

The more observant among you will have noticed that his first name rhymes with the current England keeper’s.

It’s coming home!

 

I've decided to see what they are all going on about, when they go on about Swedish togetherness and solidarity; I'm making the Ikea garden screen.

So far the sum of all parts is there, with no standout performers. I'll let you know how I get on.

It's coming home

 

But in the age of recording, they may not want to know. I was sat in a restaurant back in 2012, during the euros. And me and the gf at the time were discussing the game (full time and all). The couple next us rudely interrupted and started having a go at me.

I was drunk at the time, I had just ordered a £25 steak and £40 wine, so told them to politely **** off.

 

That woman's a keeper.

 

was trying to work out how you rhyme Banks with Pickford. Had to re-read your post

 

I knew someone would do that, so I went back and edited in “first”!

 

Sat in the old mans garden. Shirt off, Corona and in cigarette in hand while flag flies. Bliss.

Off into town soon, it's coming home

 

Nah, she's too short - only about 5ft 6 inches. Make a good winger though (wingher)

 

I always have 4 bottles of Sol on the train when I go to saints games from Clapham Junc. Always remember this one time when this young Palace fan said Corona taste so much better , I could never tell the difference myself.