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How Many Times Did YOU Fart Today???

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Apr 26, 2017.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I am without farts!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 7, 2018
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    584..... and counting.
     
    #382
    Didley Squat, May 3, 2019
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  3. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Pythagorus believed that by eating beans you might accidentally fart your soul out and die! he didn't therefore eat beans
     
    #383
    Eric Le Merde, May 3, 2019
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    so far today I also am without farts
     
    #384
    kiwiqpr, Aug 31, 2020
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Liar!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 31, 2020
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    oh ok then
    maybe a couple of little ones
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 31, 2020
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    3,427 and proud!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 1, 2020
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    done a couple of stinkers so far today
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 2, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Having a day off ................ No Farting!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 3, 2020
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Whatever
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 4, 2020
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Cleared a room with one today
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 4, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Honest!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 5, 2020
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    451 ..... and counting.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 5, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Flatulence was totally absent in my household
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 8, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I call Bullsh!t.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 10, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    R’Soles!
    23
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 19, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    4 punchy little suckers.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 26, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    That's three more than me then !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 26, 2021
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    going off today
     
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    kiwiqpr, May 5, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No farts, just crook as.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 6, 2021
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