Bowel Movement

Usually 1st thing in the morning after my 1st cup of coffee.

 

ALWAYS during work.

If you think I'm taking a **** and not getting paid for it, you've got another thing coming.

 

CKF, I was always of the same opinion and generally aimed to hit the U bend around 11am however in recent years my movements are 1st thing.

 

I **** just about every day now - back when I was in my early twenties, I only did a **** if I'd buzzed poppers the previous day.

One thing about getting older - I used to piss then have a fly "helicopter shake" and I was done - nowadays (I'm 34) I need a commercial drainage operation after a pish or I'll dribble.


No funny

 

Im regular. Three times a day.

Sometimes i will evenpleasure myself all over the log to create that special magnum moment.

 

I like to get my daily dump in before my morning shower. That way I'm confident that if Victoria Coren offers to tongue my anus in the course of my day, I'm good to go.

 

Judging by the quality of most replies on GC, I would say that not much bowel movement is involved - people appear to be constipated - or in GC parlence ' full of sh1t'

 

I'd be quite happy to evacuate in her mouth under those circumstances - she talks enough ****e so she may as well taste it as well.

 

You leave my Victoria out of this

 

Get off Victoria, she's mine

 

Always at work, ALWAYS

in fact im doing one just now

 

Nice, we haven't had a good thread about ****e in a while. I can usually get 2 in before lunch, 1 after and 1 in the evening

 

I get that. It's probably nothing...but it could be prostrate cancer.

 

HOLY ****

You can get cancer from lying down?

 

Cheery ****er

 

You can get worse if two men ' lie ' down next to each other !