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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Jul 5, 2018.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    He was ****e - all the Germans were ...... why was he in your bed? ... probably explains the damp patches mind <ok>
     
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    <laugh> I’ve actually got a tv now. Bought a cheap £35 one second hand for the World Cup. Only got it at my commercial unit though, so that I can watch the games when I’m at work

    My unit has got a window that you can open too, so I’m living like a king.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Is it actually a flat screen, or one of the got lumpy big boxes from years ago?
     
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    Black & White?
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Imagine Metths in a hot country with mosquitos<laugh>


    His tourettes would be hilarious
     
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  6. Commachio

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    3 channels
     
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    You might not be. But CR7 is. It is an open secret amongst anyone who works in media in London. For anyone outside the metropolis, the surrogate children and Moroccan boyfriend is a bit of a giveaway!

    Like Top Gun TC he will never come out, because it will cost him too much money.
     
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    I know it's cruel but i did actually find that funny.
     
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  9. Matth_2014

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    No, You were jizzing yourself over Tommy Robinson and Donald Trump last night, you racist bellend.
     
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    <laugh><ok>
     
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    Does jizz ooze out of your arse after sex?
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No, That’s the sh(i)t coming out of your arse after I gave you a Matthburn again.
     
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    <laugh><laugh> ****ing hell.


    Squelch
     
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    You should’ve seen last night’s comments, I was crying with laughter.
     
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    Go on Skid Marks thread, There’s more comments on there, I was crying with laughter, When I edited his comments,
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Code for anal?

    Metths the pelvic thruster..

    Take that you c c ****, m m mufa fuka cock j jiz gob b bler. Have m mefburn p pogba
     
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    Ironically they were all about your gay fetishes.:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. Matth_2014

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    No they weren’t.
     
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    Have your two gay carers popped by today bumder? One particular fake has a double sackful so you may need to loan a wet suit.
     
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    Your about as funny as my IBS you ****ter, I can look after myself actually, I don’t need a career, Unlike you.
     
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