So after winning their first ever World Cup penalty shoot out and their first penalty shoot out in any competition for 22 yrs the country has been hailing the Spurs heroes and Rashford (who took penalties) please log in to view this image thanks to @@humanbeingincroydon for this image that sums up all true fans feelings Was good to see Pickford respond calmly to the criticism he had previously received after the Belgium match. In his post match interview he quoted Florence Nightingale saying that; "everyone has the right to judge but let he who judges me harshly before must tonight SUCK MY BIG HAIRY BALLS COS YOU MO FOS NOW LOOK FECKING STOOPID!" After 2 days of celebrations attention has now turned to the quarter final match v Sweden. England have a poor record v the Swedish having only beaten them once in finals in the past 30 years. They also won the biggest battle in the past 50 years when Abba humiliated the English wannabes called the brotherhood of man by having hit after hit. Abba were by far the more interesting group...one was a recluse due to being harrassed by a stalker... she eventually married someone who turned out to be the stalker ... another found out her beloved father had been a Nazi SS officer This match will see the winner takes it all. Dele Alli is fit again and has sent a begging letter to Southgate saying "take a chance on me" and asking if he trusted him, to which Southgate replied "I do I do I do" and went on to say "but when all is said and done" he sighed .... "I do not know how to drop money money money (Stirling ... geddit?)" Kane then played a captain's role and had that discussion with squad, saying "knowing me , knowing you...I have to ask a question..." "everyone starting against Sweden take one step forward, oi Stirling...where the feck you going?" When asked why Dier was brought on v Columbia (are the spelling Nazi's happy now? ) Southgate said that every team needed a fighter and that Dier was a super trooper. Sweden are known for pickling fish...inventing a huge and Poncey diy shop...and supplying 98% of the worlds porn. They have in fairness produced many great footballers such as Zat, Lan, Abbra, himovic, Britt, Eckland, sesame, street, chef to name just 9. England's main tactic will be to keep Stirling as far away from the ball as possible and hope that the Swedish defenders are as ******ed as the Panoma and Columbia ones when corners are flung in. the match is Sunday at 7pm
Depends, those that like to complain will be happy you've mis-spelled Colombia, fundamental spelling Nazi's wil be pissed.
I reckon those who are advocates of proper spelling would've been on the side of the Allied forces tbh. They are the good guys, whereas tossers like RCL who want to defile all that's good about everything English, like our vocabulary and spellings, are the actual Nazis
Well as a Swede i feel obliged to make these observations a) please keep that dwarf Trippier on the post at corners b) please please play that lazy half arsed "i can't be bothered with the basics" tosser Alli. c) I know this is a long shot but any chance of selecting Eric Completely ****ing Useless in the starting 11 d) who the **** is this Stirling fella ? PS make your own porn you lazy sods.
