Took out from the library the Reader's Digest edition of 'The Story of Operation Market Garden'. Didn't enjoy it. It was abridged too far!
The Pope is in Liverpool performing miracles when little Johnny walks up and says, " can you do something about my hearing?" The Pope places his hands over Johnny's ears and says a short prayer. " How's your hearing?" asks the Pope. "I don't know!" says Johnny, " It's not till next Wednesday!"
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/foot...l-best-ever-sparta-rotterdam-stijn-spierings/ Best own goal ever! ahahahahahahahah
In Liverpool today it was announce that hubcaps are to be made a parallel currency. Here Farhad Moshiri, chairman of Everton FC, flaunts his wealth.
Careful in the heatwave all: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...er-no-but-take-our-test-anyway-20180630174790
I was recently on an Airbus A320 At the back of the plane was a sign by a coat hook which read: "Do not use coat hook for taxiing, take off or landing." I also saw this in Greece
Due to the water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced that they are closing lanes 7 and 8.