Rangers v Celtic

****in paranoid *****s!!

 

And cue the pretendy Smelltic fan and resident Ayrshire ****.

 

Tangerine, Mandarin, **** the Pope and the Vatican

 

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Who has Pena signed for?

 

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Decent player but Celtic can afford better. Nae luck

 

Get back in the kitchen, those dishes won't wash themselves.

 

Certainly looks like a Celtic player.

They McGinns are one ugly family.

 

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Irish fire Fighter

Paddy, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire.
Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories up.
Paddy yells to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, the Irish Fire Fighter! If you jump, I'll catch you, I've only had 6 pints to drink all today!"
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.
Then a man sees that Paddy catches the women and he jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him also.
Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk.
Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells: "Don't be throwin' out the burnt ones!"

 

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^^^^ deluded

 

I have a very strong feeling both your Vacuum cleaner and iron are broken.

 

McGinn's a cracking prospect that will improve dramatically playing for Celtic IMHO.

If he was a foreign player people would be raving about him.

 

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What's the German word for a virgin?

Guten-tight.

@bayernkenny to confirm.

 

Get the tennis on boyz.

This Katie Boulter is a wee belter.