Congratulations

He may have been wealthy. Fosse keeping the common man down.

 

Smear them with honey. Chicks love that ****.

 

And take some pics. Show @luvgonzo how it's done.

 

Not really. Any half decent ones have generally been pummelled by the entire egg chasers XV in their local village.

They might get a bit better when monobrow removal and dentistry makes it to Wales

 

Love the Welsh accent on a bird, sexy as ****.

 

Luv just gets pissed and sings green green grass of home..beyond help

 

Not chicks, ants and flies.

 

Fosse ain't to fussed.

 

Pop over to Merthyr that'll cure you of that misconception.

 

He'll wonder what all that itching is in his pants no doubt.

 

I've been to Merthyr and you raise a good point sir.

Met a girl from Llanelli when on holiday to Wales as a teenager who was sexy as ****... the one who got away

 

I was once shaggin some tart from Cwmbran. Proper slapper..I went on holiday to turkey with her one year and left her after 2 days to gan on the piss. She wasn't amused.

 

We have these beauty salon places here, we don't live in caves anymore.

 

He'll just think crabs

 

I’m quite partial to a bit of Bara Brith.

 

I used to work with a bloke from Llanelli. Every time he went home for the weekend, he'd come back with a shiner or a fat lip.

 

Who's in Cardiff? I'm going there in August for a weekend

 

Me

 

Don't like it.

This is a place to visit if you're on your hols down here. Amazing food.

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Resta...ws-Cafe_Mor-Pembroke_Pembrokeshire_Wales.html

 

My mate use to be captain of the sheepshaggers egg chasers. Going there in august. Pints?