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Story time (the final chapter)

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  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Back by popular demand, here is the thrilling conclusion to 'story time'. Lets keep it as clean as possible, we don't want to upset Canary-dave...

    (One year on)
    Tony Pulis, accompanied by clowntime and Mightywall has managed to get his hands on the 12 inch rubber statue of Ken Bates and have fled to Spain where they have been spending much of there time performing ... at bars immitating such acts as 'funboy 3' and 'Bros'.

    Meanwhile in nearby Marbella, a football tournament is taking place involving Leeds, Millwall, Norwich, Lazio and Inter Milan

    Go..... <party>
     
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  2. MIGHTY

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    simon grayson arrived singing his favourite song,,,,

    ,[video=youtube;5nzj05nuZLA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzj05nuZLA[/video]
     
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    then mightywall had to drink his own piss
     
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  4. ellandback

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    All the Norwich fans had made there way to the beach. Their webbed feet made it a lot easier to swim...
     
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  5. MIGHTY

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    TV cameras were there and leeds most famous fans were interviewed pre match


    Cannon and Ball
     
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    Get into em :)
     
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  7. ellandback

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    I lay on the golden sand, with the roar of the ocean in the background. The sweltering sun was burning a hole in my cornetto. Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I saw ...
     
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    sww aproaching in her topless swimsuit! boy did that make me feel.......
     
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  9. The-Don

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    I just got a hard on :)
     
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  10. ellandback

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    CONTINUE Tommy, u got any pics ????????????
     
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    She tripped over Ellandbacks Jaw and hurt her.....
     
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  12. MIGHTY

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    YNBK and girlfriend strolled along the beach,,
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  13. ellandback

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    ankle, as she fell head first into Ellandback. Fortunately her baps (that she had prepared for lunch cushioned her blow), though there was mayonaise everywhere....
     
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    YNBK came to her rescue and comforted her while Ellandback.....
     
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    wiped the creamy white sauce off his ....
     
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    Sorted his hard on out...:cheesy:
     
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    nicked her Leeds v Lazio tickets for tonight's game!
     
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    By tucking it into his waistline of his shorts..........
     
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    Ellandback, was in a dilema, the Leeds v Lazio game was only 3 hours away, and he needed to get ready, there was only one thing for it, make a run for the sea. He jumped to his feet, and sprinted towards the clear blue water when .....
     
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    he felt a movement in his swimming trunks He stopped, looked, and there in his trunks was a giant spider,
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    he whipped his trunks of sharpish and stood naked on the beach and was quickly approached by
     
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