As far as I know there is no specific rule which forbids w@nking in the stands. Sex on the pitch and w@nking in the stands would beat the crossbar challenge for h/t entertainment.
I'm sorry Billy I have no desire to watch @baraettmattesvensson pulling his old man at half time …. now if it's Gemma Arterton that's a different matter ..
As long as you don't have to hit the crossbar from the edge of the D The goalkeeper won't appreciate it when the second half kicks off.
I know off topic is a way of life on here, but this is enough to ruin my appetie. And people say we are a family club, when this is the half time entertainment.
On the OS: Charlton are having a "Faulty Towers" theme night in September (Yes they did spell Fawlty wrong). The joke is just too obvious.
It has to be a deliberate mis-spelling, presumably for copyright reasons... Fawlty Towers was the only thing John Cleese ever appeared in where he was funny all the time. Some of his Monty Python stuff was funny, as were a few earlier sketches I have seen him in. But usually the laughs come from a team affort, as they often do in FT. Maybe it's just me, but I find Cleese has the rare ability to be spectacularly un-funny without meaning to be. And incredibly irritating too. In my opinion these talents have come to the fore ever more so during the last 30 odd years.
