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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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    There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
     
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    F*cking hate public toilets when you go in and a vegan has left a floater!

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    Can't believe the Weight Watchers website asks me to accept cookies......
     
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    I probably still wouldn't find it, even with the sign. :)
     
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    An Irish boy stood crying at the side of the road.
    A man asked him,“What's wrong?”
    The boy said, “Me ma is dead.”

    “Oh bejaysus," the man said.

    “Do you want me to callFather O'Riley for you?”

    The boy replied, “No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”
     
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    Brazil's World Cup hopes hang in the balance after Neymar receives high-five from small child:

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