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Off Topic Cheryl splits again

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Bad timing to announce it though....

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 2, 2018
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Oh no, pass me a hanky <wah>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 2, 2018
  3. daztoc

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    She loves the cock ..................... you can take the little chav scrubber out of Walker, etc, etc.................
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’d pump it.
     
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  5. daztoc

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    Me too ....................... but i'd wipe my cock on her curtains on the way out <cheers>
     
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

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    At first I thought "bear" was a typo, and she was trying to emphasise how bare her world was, now I realise the silly cow called her son Bear.

    Don't worry ya racist chavvy biatch, you'll soon find another desperate z-list bachelor that'll get you on the cover of Hello magazine again.
     
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  7. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    COULD. NOT. GIVE. A. ****.

    But, those comments <laugh>
     
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  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    She'll be shagging someone else by next week. Slag.
     
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  9. General Lee Speaking

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    She's going through that many blokes that she's dropped her surname for the "singing" career. Getting too hard to remember.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    She’ll have a fanny like a joiners bag.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Or a wizards sleeve.
     
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  12. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Or a yawning hippo
     
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    God knows who she will get next. She has had the Celebrities full house now:
    The Footballer
    The backing dancer
    The exotically named European Businessman
    The toyboy ex-boyband member

    Has to be a Lesbian relationship if she wants to retain the Hello hits.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sexist pigs.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 3, 2018
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    T.
     
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  16. haslam

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    I first read the title as "spits again" and was very dubious. There's no way she spits.
     
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    Shes a **** shag
     
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    Captainchaos., Jul 3, 2018
  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Nah she probably gargles
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 3, 2018
  19. Captainchaos.

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    She probably isnt anywhere near being as enthusiastic as is required and asks you to say when.
     
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    Captainchaos., Jul 3, 2018

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