If that's the same as telly clapper, I am at the moment in terms of the England games. In general terms, no, I prefer to watch live sport when I can. I no longer have a season ticket, but then I don't need one, following a team in the lower division! Yesterday I was at Lords watching the Kent verses Hampshire game and am reasonably fortunate to get a fair few freebies to all different types of sport come my way.
Having a few Strongbow Dark Fruits. Had a chilli beef Ramen at the Trafford Centre earlier, went through me like an Enzo. Touch and go on the drink this evening.
I've drained what was left of the JD Fire, now I'm finishing off what's left of my Southern Comfort. Basically, I've raided my drinks cabinet and am finishing off all the dregs that have been sitting around for years. Some of this stuff is pretty mellow with age.
If you get down to the bottle of Sherry that you bought with yer Ma in mind 2 Christmas’s ago, then you know you’ve got a problem.
Every year I buy I bottle of sherry so my mum can have a glass Christmas morning and every July (ish) I tip the bottle, minus the one small glass, down the sink.
You joke, Tobias, but I know there's a half-drunk bottle of Tio Pepe at the back somewhere, that I bought about 7 years ago. I got through half the bottle with a struggle, before giving up. If I reach that, I'm going round Bambi's for a half pint of shandy.
A couple of years back I had the tribe and their partners over for Christmas, one night I left them to it, as I was knackered....big mistake. Came down in the morning and there’s was the predictable assorted bottles and cans all over the shop, their obviously level of desperation showed with the choice that littered my lounge.......then I noticed an 18 year old Laphroaig bottle with dregs left in it.......I started to fume......then as I was picking up the glasses I noticed that one of them had poured a tumbler of the nectar and filled the glass with ****ing coke heathens! No one coughed for it either.....
Tuesday is my wedding anniversary and the wife hasn’t clocked that the England game is on as well, so having a quandary as to what to do. My situation isn’t helped by the fact that I have just been away for a week with my mates in Tenerife watching football. So do I take her for an early meal followed by pub to watch game, just take her to the pub, or go to pub with mates. What do you guys suggest
****, mate! I really don't know what to say. Divorce the bitch and get your arse down to your local on Tuesday? No way can I advocate that.
Unless you are able to perfect sleeping with one eye open, I'm afraid you are what we call in the trade "bolloxed". Book a nice restaurant and hope England win
Thanks all for the advice. Sounds like I need to smash her back doors in, go for an early meal, buy her expensive present, and take her to the pub.
Don’t have a hot-tub, and if I did you wouldn’t be in it as there would be **** all room for anyone else you lardarse
Yeah, you're right, son. My cock is a bit too big for most normal household appliances. No need to feel embarrassed, though.
