If your lads let the Hurra down, it's you that will need gaping, Tel. But let's not dwell on the homoerotic punishments to come. Let's look forward to glory.
There was one on the Sunderland board who has probably committed suicide cos we laughed so much at his betting system. He put absolute bankers up every weekend and only managed one 4 fold in a year
Ah see, somebody wants to have his cake and eat it. I think you've done too much of that in your time tubbo.
Please, not another fattist joke! Do you know how much iron I have been pumping over the past three months? I'm like Arnie, Tel. "Get to the chopper!"
Came within a Ronaldo goal of a bag last night. Did a build your own of, over 2.5, BTTS, over 9.5 corners, Cavani to score and the ‘in the closet’ preener to score. Twat.
2002 WC my mate had about £50k on various bets, all of them including France, he then tried to win his money back betting on Italy Sth Korea. As he was the tightest ****er I've ever known, how I laughed.
I've seen my fair share of gambling losers. This lad on the Sunderland board was special, he had a meltdown every week when we asked why his bankers never come in.