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Match Day Thread World Cup match day thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Jun 14, 2018.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Denmark! Backed them before the tournament to make a QF.

    It’s coming home!!
     
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  2. If your lads let the Hurra down, it's you that will need gaping, Tel.

    But let's not dwell on the homoerotic punishments to come. Let's look forward to glory.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    There was one on the Sunderland board who has probably committed suicide cos we laughed so much at his betting system.

    He put absolute bankers up every weekend and only managed one 4 fold in a year <laugh>
     
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  4. Denmark 1-0 up already!

    We're ****ing winning this!
     
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  5. NSIS

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    1-1 in 4 mins
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ah see, somebody wants to have his cake and eat it.

    I think you've done too much of that in your time tubbo.
     
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  7. Tobes

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    You jinxing cock womble <doh>
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    Got over 2.5 goals here <laugh>
     
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  9. Tobes

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    I had Croatia to win to nil <laugh>

    Backed them to win on its own as well though.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Rackem <laugh>
     
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  11. Please, not another fattist joke!

    Do you know how much iron I have been pumping over the past three months?

    I'm like Arnie, Tel.

    "Get to the chopper!"
     
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  12. Star of David Bardsley

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    Did fancy it at evens but seemed a bit pointless with my Denmark bet.

    Will finish 1-1 now.
     
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  13. Come on, Denmark!

     
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  14. Tobes

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    Came within a Ronaldo goal of a bag last night. Did a build your own of, over 2.5, BTTS, over 9.5 corners, Cavani to score and the ‘in the closet’ preener to score. Twat.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You look more like Rick Waller mate.
     
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  16. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    2002 WC my mate had about £50k on various bets, all of them including France, he then tried to win his money back betting on Italy Sth Korea. As he was the tightest ****er I've ever known, how I laughed.
     
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  17. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. I really don't, Tel.

    Trust me on this.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I've seen my fair share of gambling losers. This lad on the Sunderland board was special, he had a meltdown every week when we asked why his bankers never come in.
     
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  20. Yeah, but think of the muscle memory, Little Urn!
     
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