We've got one of the World's best goal scorers who is leading the Golden Boot without having caught fire, yet. You've got to have some faith, Tobias.
No, seriously, Bambs. I get the feeling that some of you lads couldn't live with yourselves if Harry Kane gets to lift the trophy and probably immediately gets a knighthood. I've promised myself that I won't gloat, or bang on about it for the rest of my days. Honest.
... arguably the best chance of reaching the final we have had since Italia '90 ... but I actually think Croatia are one of the best teams at the tournament ... and there is still Columbia first ...
Yeah, but that was a fair while ago, now, Chief. So long ago that I don't think it really counts any more.
...be just the way I feel about West Ham Quents ... they were lucky to have Bobby Moore ... but they never did win the title did they?
It’s not even arguable, it is. Croatia are the best side that we could theoretically meet, CROATIA FFS!
I'm going to be at my Chelsea mate's house - the one with the 3 three pub gardens. We're going to get tanked. We've promised ourselves a bottle of Champers each for each round we get through, now.
There's no need for that, Chief. The only reason we've got half a chance is because of "the dribbling mong." Without Kane, and possibly Rose, Dier and Alli, England look very, very ordinary. So, please, let's be serious, yeah?
Spain played just like Arsenal - all tippy tappy footy with no end result - and they ended up just like Arsenal, namely o the arse-end of nothing.
If we were to win it Quents, I suspect the majority of praise will be due for the rearguard ... rather than Sir Harrold of Spittalfields ...
It’s impossible to win the World Cup with so many spuds in the team.Theres just no experience of winning anything or a winning mentality.