Off Topic The Burly Arms

I used to be like that. Just nighttime now and try to keep it to just 1 or 2.

 

Getting pretty drunk n catching up with others. Gonna jump in the hot tub in a minute.

Oh @SaintsForTheWin you're a **** btw mush

 

Always a pleasure. I’ve got the hiccups.

 

Enjoy the gay gang bang in the Hot tub, you've earned it mate

 

^^^rattled n feeling jealous he didn't get an invite

 

Ive never claimed to be black but I have stated to being of mixed race. But while you're trolling through my posts like the obsessed bearded dwarf you are. Remember like ****-for-brains you've been called out too.

 

Hanging.

 

Getting the cars washed then off to the Trafford Centre. My Mrs wants some holiday clothes. Might get myself some new sunnies and trainers.

Bought the new United kit for my daughter yesterday and the Mrs loves it, much to my surprise.

 

Took young uns to a beach yesterday

Just waking up, sun is shining, life is good

 

Emptying my bowels after a hot curry and a skin ful last night. Took the bottles to the bottle bank, fought a spider to the death (I won).

Now planning on walking to the local for a beer

 

Barely able to string a sentence together. Hung over like a bitch.

 

Dwarf - I'm average height you twat.

Trying to bullshit your way out of it, only you'd do that.

 

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Dwarf or not...you only need to start worrying about who you are if you have had to buy yourself a wife....on a planet populated with around 3.4 billion females.

 

Dying

 

Sore bum hole from the gay hot tub session?

 

Yeah mate just don't show anyone those pics.

Especially Phil.

 

I won’t, part of the private collection now

 

Just about to watch the Start of the Austrian GP .

Cider nice and cold

 

I’m dusting up the left over wine.

And watching the GP