Undateables

Or will you now? Matthew got more Agents than a Brazilian wonder kid ffs

I get a percentage of whatever you make on him mate

 

Shut up you senile ****

 

he's got more balls than you got fooking brain cells smack head.

 

My thoughts exactly, the guy has the balls to put himself out there how many of those that call him do the same (HIAG exempted).

 

That's why i like the lad...actions not just fooking words like some of the dribbling bags of shhite on here

I doubt Spurlock even knows who Billy Bibbit is

 

Of course I do...now that I've Googled it

Anyway, you need to name names of these people who say but don't do on here.

 

Lorena's husband

 

google

As you are Matths agent i reckon you should show us how it's done....not the bedroom scene though, im not sure i could handle it.

 

You're orite mate, I've never bragged about much on here, in fact nothing. I can post some cock pics though to prove how massive it is, I'm guilty of bragging about that.

 

Respect Matthew, I understand you a lot better now mate...

 

Ffs

 

Nah, no cock pics needed fella, we see enough of HiaG on here everyday.

 

That was one of the jokes going around after the "Bobbit incident", what kind of fly was that hit the windscreen, **** knows but look at the size of it's cock.

 

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest is a bonafide classic.

 

Brilliant film but absolute shhite ending, but i think it gets forgiven...they should have just cut the film 10 minutes from the end when the big guy rips the sink unit out. But havent seen it in a while, so my memory on timing might be out.

 

I know what you are saying but it gave reality, it worked in the short term but wasn't a cure all. Things rarely are.

 

When the "Chief" escapes is a real lump in throat moment and it takes a LOT for me to get emotional watching a film!

 

Jack Nicholson was just perfect for role of McMurphy, I can't imagine any other actor playing it tbh.

 

Also loved the Clarice scene from Hannibal, actually reminds me of a Matth vid....closer, closer......or i can smell your kunt