[video=youtube;fc-K4p8D940]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-K4p8D940&feature=player_embedded#![/video] This was last year - apologies if it's been done before but the Hertha defender "accidentally" grabs a bit of tittage on the (decent) female ref here. My argument for having female refs is that the wee tease fuuuuuuuucking lurrrrves it - check the wee smile. I reckon he sorted her out in the ref's changing room afterwards.
Right enough, I dread to think of the female refs we would get in Scotland I'm thinking the freak from Prisoner:Cell Block H but a bit uglier.
Can you imagine one being on the blob and going berserk then crying over being confronted about a decision.
Or reffing a cup game between Rangers and Celtic and Bougherra's subsequent "Sexual Harrassment in the Workplace" hearing?
We had a female ref at one of our games. Our striker - wee Rab - wouldn't go further than 2 yards from her all game, he pestered the life out the poor lassie. On a plus note, she was a darlin' with a tight top n' shorts, long brown hair and pert diddies. She's still in the ****bank p.s I don't remember the score that day, or anything else about that game.
I'm guessing no female referee is going to want to do a Birmingham City game with Marlon King on the field.....
Female refs just wouldn't work at all. They would refuse to give any free kicks or hand out cards because the players should know what they did wrong. She's certainly no gonny tell them.
This thread was meant to be the case FOR ffs. Female bus drivers are always much nicer and less grumpy than male bus drivers. Right enough, the ref might book you for an innocuos challenge because of a foul you committed four seasons ago but she felt that she didn't properly punish you at the time
I'm against female refs. They can't keep up with play cos of the high heels and the washing up never gets done.
You would have to have a range of different coloured cards, in order to match her boots! She's move the defensive wall 50 times before deciding it was ok in the first place!
Are there no titties to fondle in 21st Century London? You're right - we should be more aspirational. Quick, everybody, smash the front of Bang & Olafson before we have time to vote a Tory genetic mistake for mayor.
