Shoot at your own net, keeper saves it through reactions, Indirect freekick, Belgium fluff it. #Solution
There should be a roulette at half time in dead rubbers... with an option that loser comes 4th in group.... that'd be great.. Oh jizz jizzed
Just heard some loud shouting from the Belgian family a few doors up, must be a family dispute or something.
Could say something about Sheffield (Vardy being from Hillsborough of course) and the amount of knife murders we've had recently, two in the last two days, but that'd be tasteless.
Thought there was a Belgian fan in blackface there buy realised it was just a **** face painting the flag attempt