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Today Was a Good Day

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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Vegetable stir fry.
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    'I am not going to calm down'

    Classic
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Hahaha called Felleini a curse then almost choked to death immediately
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Made it through more than I did!
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Break me, ****, yo
    Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
    I don't know but today seems kinda odd
    No barking from the dogs, no smog
    And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
    I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
    Finally got a call from a girl want to dig out
    Hooked it up on later as I hit the do'
    Thinking will i live another twenty fo'
    I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
    And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
    Had to stop at a red light
    Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
    And everything is alright
    I got a beep from Kim and she can **** all night
    Called up the homies and I'm askin' y'all
    Which park, are y'all playin' basketball?
    Get me on the court and I'm trouble
    Last week ****ed around and got a triple double
    Freaking brothers every way like M.J.
    I can't believe, today was a good day
    Drove to the pad and hit the showers
    Didn't even get no static from the cowards
    Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
    Saw the police and they rolled right past me
    No flexin', didn't even look in a niggas direction as I ran the intersection
    Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin' Yo! MTV Raps
    What's the haps on the craps
    Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
    Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break 'em
    With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
    Seven even back do' little Joe
    I picked up the cash flow
    Then we played bones, and I'm yellin' domino
    Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
    Today was a good day
    Left my niggas house paid
    Picked up a girl been tryin' to **** since the twelfth grade
    It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
    The Lakers beat the Supersonics
    I felt on the big fat fanny
    Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
    And my dick runs deep so deep so deep put her ass to sleep
    Woke her up around one
    she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
    Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
    Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
    I was glad everything had worked out
    Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
    Today was like one of those fly dreams
    Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams
    No helicopter looking for a murder
    Two in the morning got the fat burger
    Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
    And it read Ice Cube's a pimp (yeah)
    Drunk as hell but no throwing up
    Half way home and my pager still blowing up
    Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
    I got to say it was a good day
    Hey wait, wait a minute fool stop the ****
    What the **** am I thinking about?
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    One of the best rap songs ever. It was supposed to show contrast to what was going on in LA at the time so it's not just meaningless.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Invoked some Fellani Voodoo shiz that rant.
     
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  8. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    ^^^30 second wonder

    Doesn't like ****ing for more than 2 minutes <whistle>
     
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  9. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Scary ****.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just watched both Fellani vids top work tbf. I love it when Matth lists about 10 played who should be sold.
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    You spelled **** wrong mate. <ok>
     
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  12. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    There’s a man who really, really needs to dip his wick.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Great video Matthew..
    9.2/10 is my rating.
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    There's a part 2 that's worth a watch

     
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  15. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Only managed a minute, and 50 seconds of that consisted of the word "fcuk" !!<laugh>
     
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  16. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Wow.
     
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  17. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell.
     
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  18. brb

    brb CR250

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    I can't watch part 2...wow is all i can say!
     
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  19. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Is that half a head shot trade-marked?
     
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  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Fellaini was the best player on the pitch last night.
     
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