Glory’s really helpful guide to it coming home

Sometimes you just have to let them come to their senses in their own sweet time. There is no reasoning with them once they have their rose tinted specs on. If they were really looking at averages it would be clear that Australia, over time, are the better cricket side in any form of the game, but will they acknowledge that?



They will also realise that their football team probably don't walk on water soon as well.

 

All we all now realise about cricket is it was your cheating that won it.
It would be tricky for our footie team to walk on water given they will be carrying that very heavy gold trophy.

 

How many games have they beat us since we stopped them cheating ? Don't think they have ever beat us legally.

 

They might as well stop playing footie. Cos var means there is no point them starting to cheat at that.
Fecking useless convicts.

 

Yer cheats,criminals,they get sent to Ozz for a reason.
I hear brisbane is trying to sneak back in after finishing his sentence,but maybe we should send him back at passport control.

 

Let’s be honest..... It’s no co-incidence that FIFA only introduced VAR once the cheating cnuts qualified for the World Cup.

 

QED

 

Does make you think, eh? There have been some accusations made in the past and some very suspect excuses made. One of the best was "my mum gave me the pill and I took it" No names, but he was a very good leg spinner.

 

Lies, damn lies and statistics. What can we say?

 

Good chance I'll be at the Den for the home game against Leeds. If I'm not, it'll be your fault, Chesh.

 

Sorry about the source.

 

Wasn’t only the goalkeeper who went missing then

 

We are head and shoulders above everyone else in this tournament. But given 4 of the 7 top ranked sides in the world would be in the half of the draw the group winners will go into compared to only 1 of the top 9 and that’s Switzerland in the half the runners up go into i expect a 15 all draw but Belgium to finish top as we receive 14 bookings to their 12.

 

Translates as "s**t, we're going to get humped by Belgium "

 

Hope so... but think we will still win.
No matter we will be bringing the gold back.

 

Hows your dominoes round robin going ? Who's top scotland,wales, or one of the paddy teams ? Have you got room for the krouts ? They've found themselves at a loose end. don't bother with the Aussies though,they cheat

 

It's not all that bad.

 

Right job done.. let’s not **** about and do something stupid. Easy route to the final

 

Getting ripped to shreds

 

Good.
We played the reserves and arnt trying.
Thank **** the scum **** jacuzzi was to stupid to read the script.