Are you a fan? Reason I am asking is that I happened to be walking down/up Tottenham Court Road today and the brand new, not even completed yet, paving was blighted by sticky black lumps of spat out chewing gum. I have the occasional Airwaves in the car but always spit out the finished article into a tissue or scrap of paper. Only absolute animals spit it out of the car or onto the floor. Are you a guilty gum spitter?
There are many, many things that I don't like, being a grumpy old fart and all, but up towards the top of the list are folks who chew gum with their mouths open. There should be a special circle of hell devoted to noisy chewers imho. Just above the circle for c.unts on the train who don't posses a tissue and spend the entire journey snorting snot up their hooters and below the utter twats who conduct their f.ucking domestic and business calls on their mobile phones so that everyone in the vicinity has to know how important they are.
Woman I sometimes work with can't stand the sound of people eating crisps and the guy who sits near her has crisps almost every day for lunch. Drives the poor woman demented. Europeans talking on mobile phones on public transport are utter bellends. Has no one explained to the ****s that you don't need to shout into the phone. Italian, Spanish and Polish are the worst for it.
You mean got him in the sack and pumped him because you were turned on by the way he ate crisps? That is weird.
Being a skinflint I simply put some toothpaste onto Blu Tac and chew that, reapplying more toothpaste as the flavour fades.
Used to spit our gum into the hair of the kafflik kids getting off the bus. Them were the days. GSTQ FTP etc etc etc ......................
