I watched QI too and know it's only called a Union Jack if on a boat, the joke was him being a massive Proddy Rangers fan who have a thing for the Union Jack as well as most Scottish not liking the English. My target audience for this was people that don't live in a fun vacuum unlike yourself you humourless ****.
****ing hell do you honestly think I needed that explaining? You'd already explained it earlier as well. It just wasn't funny. You wet wipe.