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New Torres Song!

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by King_Kenny, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. Tyrannosuarez Rex

    Tyrannosuarez Rex Member

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    In a cot. Money can buy anything, just not a Champions League eh?
     
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  2. Muppetfinder General

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    I hope you diagnosed it's dead yourself because your medical staff can't even spot a bout of malaria.

    Good luck with those injuries, Torres.
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. maddog

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    Kenny Dalglish keen to sign Andy Carroll as someone who Liverpool fans can identify with. Looks like a thieving pikey? Check. Woman-beating thug? Check. Barely intelligible? Check. Bound to be a huge disappointment? Check. He just has to work on the self-pity side of his game and the boy could be a legend.
     
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  5. maddog

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    Shell suits, Le Coq Sportif, Lonsdale and Andy Carroll - Mike Ashley has been selling overpriced ****e to the scousers for years
     
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  6. King_Kenny

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    you sound like you're speaking from experience? Don't worry, you can tell us anything, it's safe here <hug>
     
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  7. Muppetfinder General

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    The epicentre of the Casual movement welcomes Fernando Torres.

    He suits you cos he can cut through defences like a Stanley knife.

    When he sulks just lob a plasterer's pocket money at him and he'll be fine.
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Needless to say JT and Lamps slipped up with that Champs league huh? oh and Ginger, you must be one Bad A** M***** F*****!
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    Which ship has never docked at Liverpool?

    The Premiership:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  11. Alpha Kenny 1

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    Haha, just found out, if you don't want to see what these dickheads post (Ginger Marks, Bridge of Sighs) you can put them in your ignore list and their messages then show up as hidden. Briliant. p.s. been away for a few days, so if you already knew this..... who cares.
     
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  12. Muppetfinder General

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    How many Chelsea fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two. One to change it and one to wave a plastic flag.
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    Typical scouser

    Gives it large but cries to mummy when it comes back
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  14. King_Kenny

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    that's actually quite funny, but the rest of your posts are all boring, predictable Liverpool bashing :emoticon-0113-sleep I could just go on whatever team you supports board and just talk **** for post after post, day after day, but I guess I'd find that incredibly monotonous and a waste of time so I choose to talk on my own teams board about the team I support.

    It's OK for a couple of posts but when you're running into 20-30 posts it's just really really boring, you're not as bad as bridge of sighs though whom I'm fairly certain hasn't posted a single comment outside this board. (don't take that as a challenge btw!)
     
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  15. RushFowlerGerrard

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    Chelsea fans making dumb comments on here becasue they are bored as their small club is not worth talking about and everyone ignores them. There has not been a single comment on the Chelsea board for FIVE HOURS.
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    Just having a bit of banter lads, don't take it the wrong way! I guess we are all waiting for Sunday to come?

    Is it Sunday yet? :emoticon-0158-time:
     
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    The question is, will you still be here Sunday night? or will you "have to get ready for work on Monday"?
     
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  18. cunningham

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    chelsea aretn a small club there just ****!! Liverpool were good but they are now ****. Fact

    Times are bad when man city are better than you, what a disgrace
     
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  19. James_8

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    Wait, that's an OFFICIAL song????

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    "Get the **** outta here!!"
     
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