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Not My Usual Cheery Self

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Aug 30, 2011.

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  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    ..the last few days. Just in case anyone's interested, I've got a rotten cold.

    Cheer me up, ****ers.
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 30, 2011
  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    It's menopause
     
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  3. Killa_Kam

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    blow my coc...k, that will "cheer" you up<ok>
     
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    Killa_Kam, Aug 30, 2011
  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    It's a cold, you big virgin.
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    Lost my tweezers last night, won't be able to get a grip on it soz.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hullo doll
     
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    Gambol, Aug 30, 2011
  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    EDGE has caught AIDS from a STD-ridden prostitute and his wife has left him.
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    Resorting to insults? Did I touch a nerve?
     
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  9. SolidSpur

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    Ok, let me try a maths question to cheer you up...

    It is 3:45 and John has 12 shirts to iron.
    He needs to be out of the house by 4:30 and the ironing needs to be done before he leaves.
    Each shirt takes 5 minutes to iron.
    How hard does John need to beat his wife to get the shirts ironed on time?
     
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  10. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh>

    Couldn't have happened to a nicer fella!

    You didn't touch a nerve, no, it's just too easy to insult you is all.
     
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  11. Killa_Kam

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    she's on her period, red dripping from her<laugh>
     
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  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <applause><laugh>
     
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  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    No, my nose is running and my head feels fuzzy.

    If I was on my period, you'd all ****ing know about it.
     
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    She's on her period, red stuff dripping from her<laugh>
     
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    Killa_Kam, Aug 30, 2011
  15. Jobby Funbags

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    My missus is always choking for it when she's got the sniffles.

    Get yersel pumped <ok>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Aug 30, 2011
  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Cheer up Tina! <hug>

    ER hasn't been online today, that must help a bit. <ok>
     
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    Toby, Aug 30, 2011
  17. Killa_Kam

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    Suck us all off<ok>
     
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  18. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    tags for this thread:

    tinas gammy tour
    tinas womenflu
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Aug 30, 2011
  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 30, 2011
  20. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i'll bring some wine and maltesers and we'll have a girly night in and watch dirty dancing, tina <ok>
     
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