Summer Transfer window

i think he's decent around the right team. With the current personnel at west ham though, they play like ****. Only noble can pass but he has no legs. Arnie is great all rounder. Hernandez can't hold it up and Carrolls a donkey. All their other midfielders are carthorses who are poor versions of sissoko so Lanzini doesn't really have anyone to pass/play off apart from Arnie. Unless they shape up their team they don't get the ball enough for him to be effective imo.

 

"Get to the chopper!"

 

I think Klopp wanted Lanzini if the Fekir deal fell through (which it has!). Klopp sees a real player in him. Obviously not happening now.

I was undecided tbh. Probably do well with better players around him and a decent coach.

 

Lyon president saying United are in for Fekir, I hope it's not true, I honestly don't see a great player in him. I'd prefer we let Angel Gomes off the leash.

 

Manchester United could offer English left-back Luke Shaw, 22, a new contract because they are unwilling to pay £60m for Juventus and Brazil defender Alex Sandro, 27. (Manchester Evening News)

Oh, is that right?

Mourhino: "Hey, Luke! Is me, your boss!"
Luke Shaw: "Hello, dickhead!"
Mourhino: "What you say? Have respect! Or I put you in reserve team again!"
Luke Shaw: "Whatever!"
Mourhino: "Anyway, this is not why I call. Club is having trouble buying better and preferred target, so we will have to get you to sign another contract to sit on our bench and to continue to take **** from me.
Luke Shaw: "Is that so?"
Mourhino: "Yes, it is so. Now, be in my office at 7am in morning."
Luke Shaw: "Okay, boss!"
Mourhino: "Really? I thought you would call me rude name, again!"
Luke Shaw: "Oh, I'll be along to your office tomorrow morning, boss..."
Mourhino: "Great! You know it make sense!"
Luke Shaw: "...to show you where you can shove your new contract. You twat!"
Mourhino: "What?"
Luke Shaw: "You heard me, cloth-ears! I'm off to Spurs to play some real footy for a real manager!"

[Luke hangs up]

 

Eden Hazard's father offered the 27-year-old Chelsea and Belgium forward to Real Madrid days before the Champions League final.
(Marca)

Ouch!

 

We've signed someone

 

What the **** goes on in your head. Psychologists all over the world would relish the chance to get inside and try to work out what makes you tick

 

For some reason I read the last line in an Irish accent ... and it still made perfect sense

 

Shame he’s Scottish and ****e

 

Aldo?

 

Many have tried and failed, mate.

Er...

 

Lyon President trying to drum up business as Fekirs pictures in a Liverpool shirt were leaked- hard for him to return to Lyon imo.

Quality player mate. Dodgy knee. I still want him here though.


Anyway - Asensio to Liverpool seems to be gathering pace.

It won't happen but if it does I'll be booking myself into the cock clinic.

 

For 150m it will be like the dembele Deal

 

Or we could just see it as a straight swap for Coutinho.

 

Saints apparently have had a bid accepted for Mohamed Elyounoussi.

Don't know anything about him but if he signs definitely gonna be a world beater.

 

... we are in for him too .... so we know how this might end

 

**** off Fosse

Hadn't seen that you are interested, Wolfsburg apparently are.

 

That's a terrible deal. Coutinho for Asensio.

Think Asensio is a real gem and has it all. Should be the next best thing but he needs to prove it really as he isn't a regular starter.

 

https://www.not606.com/threads/summer-transfer-window.328544/page-80

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