This may be of interest... A friend of mine has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the England v Belgium game Thur 28th June. He paid £300 each including flights but didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at Swindon Registry Office, at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
Now I have to make a decision whether to go to the game or marry Nicola and it will be a difficult decision. What sort of car does she drive? I hope he enjoys the game or better still a full life with Nicola - go on you know you want it EH.
I thought it might be Sturgeon for a minute - then I saw the 3rd part of your description and panic over......
Old Kranky and her cronies are desperate for England to win - she said publicly that she wants us to stop harping back to 1966