England v Panama

****, My. Old. Boots...

 

Panama absolute bunch of muppets.

 

Crap game

 

It’s about the country right now not clubs HAIG, I’d love Kane to bag a few more if it means England doing well. I’m not quite sure you’d feel the same if Vardy or Maguire bagged? Or Lingard and Stones etc

 

Exactly, mate.

 

Going for 8 nil win

 

5-0 HT. National day of mourning in Scotland tomorrow, at this rate.

 

Hunh?

Kane's the first since Gary Mabbutt isn't he?

 

Are you sure its Panama and not a Ray Charles XI?

 

I'll cheer every England goal, Johnny.

I'm a true fan, see.

However, I cannot deny cheering just that little bit louder when Kane scores.

 

Lingard has the best goal for England, followed by Stones 1st goal

 

5-0, faaaaaaaackin’ell! Blinding goal by Lingard. We’re cruising this.

COME ON ENGLAND!!!

 

Has Kane turned into a tap in Rooney?

 

He's one of our own, Archie.

That's all I know, mate.

 

There is probably a few Scottish in some piss stained pub North of the border peeling off their Panama " taps " as we speak

 

Indeed

 

They all count mate even if he is as thick as ****.

 

Level with Ronaldo ffs on goals

 

We are looking good at set pieces, which ought to encourage Panama to think before committing their silly fouls around the box.

 

One more goal and England top the group