England v Panama

Young may be needed for penalties, though. Not taking them, but diving to win them.

 

The stupid **** doesn’t even do that any more. Hopefully a bird ****s in his mouth.

 

It relies on one of the five full kit ****ers in the booth spotting it. It was so subtle the BBC picked it up within about three seconds.

 

Too much grappling by Panama cost them the open space.

 

1-0. Stones free because everyone else was involved in Wrestlemania, for some reason.

 

Pump the ball into the canals for Kane

 

Cooper decides that he wants to go home early.

 

If we get another and they’ve got nothing to play for it could get very tasty.

Blockhead Maguire can’t wait. He’s been eating raw steak all week.

 

Sterling is ****ing awful for England.

 

House sitting for Paul Gadd ^^^

 

They were filth against Belgium.

We are so complacement at the minute, disgusting.

 

I hate leading 1-0. Especially this early. We have something to lose now.

 

Poor, sloppy defending from England. Better sides will make us pay!

 

It would be nice to win a game comfortably for once in a World Cup tho

 

Not only are they dirty, but they are also delicate.

 

****, wouldn't it just?

 

I heard we’ve won by more than two at a WC once since ‘86.

 

There's nothing wrong with that prick. Rolls around in agony until the ref disagrees with him, then he's up and kicking off. Twat.