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England v Panama

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  1. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    After watching Raheem Stirling show just how good his City team mates (they are football are footballing Gods for making him look like a 23 goal a season player) during England's 2-1 win over Tunisia the team now face Panama.

    There has been a lot of discussion about why Lingard was doing a very passable impression of Morata <laugh> (TM) and about what is it that makes all right minded human beings want to slap Ashley Young.

    It was good to see the team spirit, individual sense of taking responsibility and not making excuses ....this was perfectly displayed by Walker in a post match interview where he stated
    "Trippier said leave it so I did"...
    obviously up north leave it means foul the ****er!
    :bandit:

    When the squad was asked about the lack of cliques compared to previous years and what has changed this they all agreed it was down to one man.
    Jose...all 23 agreed he was a complete ******** of a man especially the United players <whistle>

    Panama are shockingly bad so this will be an easy win. Panama always concede HAT tricks ...
    so expect the CIGARS to be out on Sunday night after England leave them feeling like they don't have a paddle on a CANAL!


    Oh FFS... three Panama cultural references put into puns and all I get is groans????

    Ungrateful gits.

    Finally, any suggestion that that Daniel Levy and Pochettino trip Southgate up on his jog as payback for the dumbass mo fo keeping the injured Dele Ali on the pitch is completely unfounded...:bandit:
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Someone post the Van Halen track.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    10-0 all scored by Rashford's left testicle.

    0-0 if he doesn't play.
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    It's on Monday
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Took her for a drink on Tuesday
    We were making love by Wednesday
    And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
    We chilled…

    #slut #result
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Bored by Sunday, texting the lads to see if anyone getting stoned and up for a game of footy.
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <yikes>
     
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    Who cares!
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, football's coming home!

    Buzzing for today and got my lad who's been singing the above :biggrin:

    Come on England, let's do this the easy way for once and get ourselves in the last 16.
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Clearly quite a few of us <doh>

    If you don't then why not **** off eh?
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Building up to this slowly. Just come off a nightshift, got stuff to do now, beautiful morning, totally chilled. Will be a bag of nerves by 1.00pm, or at least I hope I will - I'm relying on the nerves to keep me awake later.

    No sleep til Moscow <ok>
     
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I thought you were retired <laugh>
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    We're on our way, we're on our way!
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Can't ****ing afford to retire <wah>
     
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    I’m tired and hungover. Got to score my daughter’s cricket match and go for a run before the football starts. I will definitely fall asleep while brave Captain Kane and his merry men fight for the honour of the Queen and St George.
     
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  17. Matth_2014

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    England will win.
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    How will wales do? :)

    Serious note

    Englishland to win 2-2
     
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  19. Matth_2014

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    Piss off.
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You did not read the rest of my message
     
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