This is what we were singing when he scored against Blackburn in the fifth round of the FA Cup in '84... He's a bald headed bastard, but he scored the winning goal..Dave Armstrong, Dave Armstrong....
I have a song and I want to join Saints, but may possibly be the worst footballer ever to walk the earth... right now I think Sants may sign me if they realise my release fee is low.
I'm not excited but I'm not gutted. I know nothing about him and have never seen him play. He has an awesome surname, though...