England v Tunisia match thread

Does that mean you've given up on the Tunisian passport application?

 

Been a googling ?

 

Yeh, he's doing alright in the job but no need to talk bollox in front of the camera.

 

... better a tit than a turd ya jobbie

 

No need to .. I'm of Irish descent...

 

He isn’t exactly going to call him a useless **** on live telly though, is he

 

Fùck off. Nae danger me living in a Mussie country.

Got an appointment at 10am tomorrow at the Panamanian embassy though

 

Come on mate, calm down. There weren't even any subtitles during his post match interview and we still knew what he was saying.

Just because he's got a lithp, doesn't mean it should detract from his performance. Try and get behind the lad instead of constantly highlighting his speech impediment

 

... Pomeranian more like

 

You already live in one

 

England odds to win the world cup slashed to 12/1 - same as Argentina

 

You are letting yourself down, now.

Kane deserves a knighthood, and you are ripping the piss.

 

That’ll be a load of tired and emotional scousers spunking the housekeeping

 

Oh ffs

 

There's only one Hawwy Kane
Nae.cùnt knows what he's sayin
He sounds like a tard
With a gob full of lard
Walking in a Hawwy wonderland

 

Jesus Christ ... what kind of wet sock

 

Too late they spunked that on Henderson as Golden Boot at 3 billion to 1

 

Oh flower of Scotland
When will we see
You ugly fcukers, qualifee
And beat the Englisssssh
Don't be so ****ing silleeeee

 

Tbf....... played a captains role and scored twice...... Good for you " H "
Lets see an Englishman win that golden boot
#chuffedtofuck

 

So stick that up the japs eye of yee willeeee
But yee nay got one realleeeeee
Yee lost it stickin it in the dairyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
That was being churned by yee maa maryyyyyyyyyyy