The Danny Dyer bit was spot on. Fair play to him for taking the piss out of himself and his fellow Wet Spam fans.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44519710 To go with morons back home threatening the death of the first-born of the England squad in the event of a bad exit.
Would've been amusing if it was a minute long, but became irritating long before the three minutes were up. Sort of like the average England performance in a tournament, then...
England must be playing because it's back, that sickening feeling. Mrs B's made me hang the St George's flags up outside the front of the house. I didn't want to. I don't want to eat, not even cheese. I want to go somewhere football isn't known, understood or important...Islington, maybe? Please let us not be as **** as last time, the time before that, the time before the time before that and...