I hope everyone in Nigelshire is flying their St George's flags? Or have you been banned from doing so due to elf & safety or political correctness? If so, please go on social media and let everyone know. For more likes and retweets you can blame it on the Muslim family who live in your street.
Dinnae encourage the whining bums. Every year I have to put up wi' their whinging on the wireless about not having a public holiday on St. Dode's day; f**k me they think we get public holidays on St. Andrew's Day and Haggis Day. Stick yir flags oot for the next day or so and f**k the authorities!
