I did actually used to lay tarmac and my name is Michael Patrick (Mick Paddy). All my English mates think it's hilarious, ****s.
No bother,we Irish are good at digging.Picture the scene.Mum meet your son,or as your dad called you,****ing busted condom.
It's shoite cockoo looks for sympathy evertime he insults people.His old doll is alive and well and shagging all round her.