Golf in the morning then watching WC,US Open and GAA,bit of gardening but weather not great. I'm having a dinner party.
Brutal weekend ahead for this harbinger of spunk. Tonight, playing in a 5s tourney at the Pitz. Tomorrow, Declan playing in a tourney from 10-4 Sunday, Declan playing in the morning then I've got a ****load of work to be done. FGAU
Weather's set to be ****e on Saturday so going to art galleries and for lunch somewhere in town. Watching football later. Sunday, weather dependent, going cycling along the River Almond via Cammo to Cramond.
Football match with Junior tomorrow, not sure what Mrs Grove has organized for Not A Jaffa Day on Sunday. Further attempts to finish off the trim around the imaginary shed, weather permitting. Also need to scrub down the slate paving and point between the slabs with black semen, sorry cement.
Saturday i shall be polishing the brogues. Shining the badges on my collerette and pressing my pin stripe suite in anticipation of the up and coming marching season. **** is getting real brothers. Sunday. Some the oldest oak trees in Scotland are situated in the grounds of Cammo house on the outskirts of Edinburgh . I shall be there early doors to pick out the ideal sniper lair in one of those great oaks and any fat mincer riding by in pink lycra cycling shorts is done for.
Father's Day saw me and the family in Bracknell of all places. Decided to go to Wagamama's for lunch and all was well until the "waiter" turned up with the Katsu Curry. Skinny, a bit spotty with rather limp obviously bleached hair, wispy goatee beard, the ubiquitous black Wagamama cap so nothing really surprising until I noticed that it had a cracking set of tay-tays too. Not the kind of pecs you get down the gym either, these were a decent D-cup set of silicone tits on an otherwise scrawny and rather scruffy male. I'm not sure who was more confused, me or it.
Check out these racoons at the water's edge. Female racoons will use the water to wash and soften food before feeding it to their young. - please log in to view this image
I'm not too sure whether they use the water to have a wash and to soften their food, but I definitely know they use the water to wash and soften their food.
Mrs mate got her nipples pierced a while back and on Saturday I sucked them lol that aside a pretty uninspiring weekend tbph
